JAWA (the little dude on the left): Where's my green sausage?!?
TUSKEN RAIDER: OOGA-OOGA!
JAWA (the little dude on the right): Where's my pebble porridge?!?
TUSKEN RAIDER: OOGA-OOGA-YUM!
JAWAS: AHHHH! TUSKEN ATE OUR BREAKFAST!
TUSKEN RAIDER (feeling his stomach): OOGA-OOGA-Don't-feel-too-good! Where's the nearest toilet?!?
JAWAS (jumping up and down): HAHAHA! That's what you get for stealing from our kitchen droids!
TUSKEN RAIDER: OOGA!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CAVE!?!
MEC DROID: Bleep-bleep-blop-blop...
TUSKEN RAIDER: Redecorated?
TUSKEN RAIDER: You're no longer a mec droid? What kind of droid are you now?
TUSKEN RAIDER: A Feng-Shui Expert? You come back here! I'm going re-program you!
MEC DROID/JAWA BREAK-UP
JAWA (crying): You're breaking up with me?
MEC DROID: Doo-doot-doo-doot.
JAWA: But I gave you bubblebaths.
JAWA: I chose you over R2D2!
JAWA: It's a lonely trek across the desert. I will follow you forever!
MEC DROID: DOO-DOOT-DOO-DOOT!
JAWA: I love youuuuu!
JAWA PARTY, CLOSING TIME
JAWA (the little dude on the left:) What did you do to our apartment? My IKEA furniture is ruined!
JAWA (the little dude on the right): Jawaboo, it wasn't me! The Mec Droids --
JAWA (left): You're always blaming it on the Droids!
JAWA (right): No, this time it was really them-- they scratched my records and tore up the curtains and--
JAWA (left): I don't want to hear another story!
JAWA (right): Jawaboo!